Monday 9 February 2015

Basic Instinct Redefined

Basic Instinct Redefined

“How mean was the mean”
Median complained while
Mode was busy choosing
Most popular selfie of the day.

“Is anyone normal here”
Skewness whined.
Kurtosis jumped high,
In his usual leptokurtic way,

To avoid being caught in
Random sampling gone wrong.
Even as Poisson and Binomial
Tossed coins to have their say.

Standard deviation strode in
"I just can't deal with MAD
Tell him to keep his distance.
Variance, you have to make him pay"

But suddenly, there was silence.
Was that a knock on basic stats door?
“You people are too basic. No instinct.
I am big data. Time for you to pray.”

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